Tulips For Genghis

Genghis looked at his tea mournfully. Killing people just wasn't the same any more. He remembered the first few where the adrenalin had pumped, and even the later few where he sought to create artistic patterns out of his victim's spurting blood by experimenting with different strike angles. But these days it was all very dull and he felt that perhaps he needed to do something different.

Arai had suggested planting tulips, and he had lost his head for that, but on further reflection Genghis thought, “Why not? A nice, soothing garden might be just the thing.”
 Funny Genghis Khan Joke


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