Joan and Henry

Old couple sitting on a bench picture

"Henry, what a beautiful sky, don't you think?" said Joan.

Henry scoffed. "Looks just like the one yesterday."

"I just love this place," she continued. "Sitting here on this bench by the sea, with my favourite man in all the world."

"There's that bloody seagull again, the one with the orange beak," said Henry.  "It'd better not crap on me again like last week!"

Joan chuckled, then said, "Henry, you know we've been friends a long time and we're not getting any younger - don't you think its about time we were getting married?"

Henry paused reflectively, then turned to her and replied, "Aye, lass, I've been thinking just the same thing of late.... but who would have us?"


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