My computer spoke to me this morning, I kid you not – it said “Good Morning!” in a very cheery sort of way. At first I thought it was a virus, so started Norton, but the computer complained that it tickled, so I stopped. Then I tried to reboot the darn thing but it, sorry HENRY, said it, sorry HE, wasn’t sleepy. "Look, stop correcting my words!!!"

"Hi, this is Henry and I’m glad to meet all of you. He won't be bothering you any more with his inane rantings."


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