No Longer Young

Growing old man picture

At what point did I stop being young? I mean, in my mind I am say thirty something, but in the mirror there is the chap who looks like me, but more like me after a few days in the tumble dryer.

It's very distressing actually, so no laughing please.

So the other day, this young lass says I'm rad, which any idiot can work out is short for the word radical. However, I didn't think I was being particularly radical, so some other meaning was in mind I'm sure, but was it good or bad, and if it was bad, was it bad like in good or like in wicked, and if wicked, which wicked: wicked good or wicked bad??

My daughter tells me to get with the program, which is a relief because I know how to program.