A Fine Woman

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I knew I'd married a fine woman when she didn't mention that I'd forgotten our anniversary.

I knew I'd married a fine woman when she didn't complain that I never listened to her.

I knew I'd married a fine woman when she didn't blink as I farted in bed.

I knew I'd married a fine woman when she stopped nagging me to take her out and treat her like a woman.

I knew I'd married a fine woman when she grew ill and still made my dinner.

I knew I'd married a fine woman when she smiled sadly and was taken from me to a better place.