Black Hole

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A small black hole has been discovered in Pembury, Kent.

Mrs Amanda Bollard, the discoverer, says she first noticed it when things began to disappear in her lounge. Scientists are intrigued because unlike other black holes, this one does not increase in size with mass. Dr Luther Van Dross the esteemed cosmologist commented that this discovery marked a singularly unique event in our space time continuum.

Mrs Bollard said she doesn’t know much about such things but feels right at home with her new guest, and is thinking about framing it.