My Mother

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I was mildly surprised to find myself dead, and even more surprised not to find myself surrounded by virgins, but nothing surprised me more than find my long dead mother standing before me, with her arms folded, and frowning deeply.

"Amit!" she said, sternly. "What is it you have done this time?"

"But mother," I began.

"No buts, young man!" she shouted.  "There is only one law where you are concerned, and that is my law.  Now, I've spoken to Allah, and we have agreed that you should return to clean up the bloody mess you have made."