My Irish Rose

Red haired Irish woman picture

My Love is like a wild Irish rose, her hair red like the ancient sunsets, her eyes the colour of forbidden emeralds, and her skin, ah her skin: lovely to the touch, soft as down and flecked with gold.

She stands in the doorway, looking at me, her man, and I remember the first time we met, how our hands touched, and then our lips - it were truly love at first sight. There is fire in her eyes and it makes my heart want to leap and do a little jig.

"Jimmy O'Connell!" she shouts. "Ye feckin' useless man. Will ya not get up off yer arse and take out the garbage like I told yous? Why did I not listen to me old ma?"
Funny irish marriage joke


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