World's Longest Nap

Old man sleeping on porch picture

Gerry Hatric of Tiskris, Miss. today smashed the world record for sleeping, having slept 23 days, 4 hours, 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

The surprised 60 year old said, “I didn’t mean to break any records, but after a heavy weekend with my buddies I did feel quite tired.”

Mrs Hatric said she was pleased for her husband, and said that she hoped this was the start of great things, because so far he hadn't really amounted to much.
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